Going on Vacation Soon? No? What Are You, a Right-Winger?
To a conservative audience (U.S. edition): Makes sense that those lazy good-for-nothing libs who want the government to do everything for them would take more time off instead of earning more through their own hard work!
To a liberal audience: Figures that that uptight band of sticks-in-the-mud cons would spend so much time working to earn and hoard their precious blu-ray players and their 51" plasma screen tvs!
~OLJ
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